Seeking ways to expose more urban Blacks to Catholicism, The Holy Father has acquired a custom made red pimp hat and drafted a Papal bull declaring himself: Pope Benny "The Magic" Dict XVI.
Vatican officials would not confirm reported rumors of phone calls placed by The Pontiff to "Jeweler to the Stars" Jacob "The Jeweler" Arabov regarding the possibility of commissioning a ruby-encrusted Pope Pimp Cup before Arabov surrenders himself to authorities to begin a 2.5 year money laundering sentence.
In a recent intertview, Pope Benny continued to emphasize that he's "Globally respected, internationally known, and locally accepted."
He then added "And all you b*tches better have my bread!"
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