Double-U. Tee. Eff. - WWWWP

Could someone please explain to me what in the ...?

Even by professional wrestling standards, The Ultimate Warrior was nucking futs.

We, the human race (in this case, you White people), need to take a long look at ourselves (yourselves). We (you) need to decide if this is the legacy that should be left for future generations of Earthlings.

It's common knowledge that all White people are members of a not-so-secret society that controls everything. I know that one of you reading this will be socially responsible enough to make a call to one of your friends at White People's Secret Society Central Command and have all traces of The Ultimate Warrior stricken from the human record.

It's the right thing to do.