God Lucky Howard (that's his name and I promise I couldn't make this shit up) was arrested after he dealt a little yayo to undercover po-po in his hood. He's currently being held on an $86,500 bond.
For those of you who are thinking that this dude is what the gorilla mascot for my blog would look like if the Haterade soaked through his white "Tall Tee", I'm right there with you.
Another neerdowell is off the mean streets. Thank God -- not this God, but the real God that I don't believe exists.
Big Up - Agnostics
BLOGGER'S NOTE TO BLACK PEOPLE: As White people already think that you people are crazy for some of the names you choose for your children, I would strongly urge you to avoid the name "God" for your future children. Please stick to other ridiculous, non-blasphemous names that don't fly in the face of right-wing Christian sensibilities i.e. Demetrius, Shaquan, or Bookie.
1 comment:
Oh my, what are some parents "thinking"?
Seriously?
Me
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