Sunday, June 29, 2008

ALERT! Total # Of Supermodels Has Decreased By 1 - BP/WWWWP (Kazakh Edition)


Fashionistas, pour out a little liquor for a fallen (literally) comrade. 20 year old Ruslana Korshunova, who has been featured in ads for DKNY, Vera Wang and Christian Dior among others, has decided not to take the stairs.

Sometimes being told you're stunning 50 times a day isn't enough. Wearing the most beautiful designs of the world's top fashion houses isn't enough. Hobnobbing with other members of our planet's glamorous jet setting elite just doesn't cut it.

See where I'm going with this?

Sometimes I guess it's better to get completely zooted and jump from one's 9th floor apartment straight down to a nice patch of Big Apple pavement?

White chicks, man. Go figure.

Blogger's Note: Construction netting was found covering the windows of Korshunova's apartment -- leaving open the possibility of an accidental fall. Being the safety-conscious genius that I am, this is a totally foreign concept to me. As such, I will continue to report that Ruslana found herself too sexy for the elevator and believed the coke when it told her she could fly.

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