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Monday, June 23, 2008
When Funny Cars Aren't - WWWWP
Even as a young lad, when they'd run
Heart Like A Wheel
incessantly on cable, I'd sit there watching it while thinking to my young genius self, "What is it with White people and vehicles that go too fast and tend to explode? Furthermore, why is this a spectator sport?"
As a rule of thumb: If it goes so fast that you have to slow it down with a parachute... it's probably too fast.
RIP Scott Kalitta
big up - Bonnie Bedelia as Shirley Muldowney & Beau Bridges as Connie Kalitta (Scott's dad)
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Bend It Like...
POW! Batman Roller Coaster Decapitates SC Teen - DJD
Coons & Gremlins Run This Hip Hop Sh*t - IHHH
Ummm - DJD
ALERT! Total # Of Supermodels Has Decreased By 1 -...
Lions & Tigers & White People, Oh My! - WWWWP
81 N*ggas In 7 Minutes Or Less - WWWBP/IHHH
Paris. You're a Gozillionaire. Buy Some Tits -BP
Double-U. Tee. Eff. - WWWWP
Who's Faaaaat? Ruuuun's Faaaat - NAGL
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The Haterade Gorilla's Name Is God & He's Been Arr...
Amy Crackhouse Enters London Bodega Alone - Emerge...
Pimp My Pontiff- WWWWP
Pole Tricks On The Pin At 18 - DJD/WWWWP
It's Been 14 Years & 14 Days. Have You Found The R...
Russell, Please Raise Your Bottle of Haterade. Let...
Oh My Sweet Bilbo Baggins In Mexico, Mini-Me Is F*...
Mini Rain Man Keeps Flight On Tar(d)mac - CYT
Parkour. Don't Let This Fall Into The Hands of Kid...
Diddy & The Gremlin Wax Philosophical To Wannabes ...
Shaq: Take Heat, Sun! - WWWWP
Homosexuals & Mayonnaise Don't Mix - TRG
Amy Crackhouse Disses Every Race (except the Amazo...
Yo Jacob, TAKE DAT! TAKE DAT! TAKE DAT! (hopefully...
Soulja Boy Is No Eli - CYT/IHHH
BREAKING NEWS! WNBA DUNK!!!!!! - BP!
I Hate You Kobe. Guess What? The Diesel Sees The B...
Imus(ta Forgotten About The Whole Nappy Headed Ho'...
Adolf Hitler - WWWWP (bonus)
Mosh Pits Are Retarded Enough... - CYT
George Fuckin' Carlin: Dead @ 71 - IHWTH
When Funny Cars Aren't - WWWWP
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