Adolf Hitler - WWWWP (bonus)

I'm a little late for D-Day, but whatev. I needed to speak on one of the nuttiest White guys EVAR!

Who would've guessed that the son of a bastard father and his half-niece wife would go on to leave humanity with a case of Dirty Mouth that no amount of Orbit gum is going to clean up? Actually, being the son of a bastard father and his half-niece wife is probably
a big ole red flag for potential fucked-upness, but I digress.

There are many theories as to why Das Führer chose to go completely ape-shit medieval on the kosher kids -- not that any of the theories matter much. I mean, once you get so far out there as to give the order to fire up the ovens and incinerate a few million innocent people, the "why's" become a tad bit trivial. And even being the card-carrying postmodernistic agnostic I am (who doesn't believe in heaven, hell, absolute good, or absolute evil), it's hard for me to just go with my simple default write-off of someone suffering from a JAMES BOND MOVIE-ESQUE LEVEL OF DIABOLICAL, VILLAINOUS, MEGALOMANIACAL PSYCHOSIS, cuz this douche was definitely waaaay next level.

In the end, even though Herr Fruitbag did sort of bless the human race with the Volkswagen,
he's nevertheless probably enjoying an eternity in hell (if hell exists)... sucking on a molotov cocktail... wearing gasoline-soaked Fruit of the Loom briefs... pitching that Mein Kampf screenplay like no other.

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