Showing posts with label Russell Simmons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Russell Simmons. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Russell, Please Raise Your Bottle of Haterade. Let's Toast! - YPY




So. The divorce is final. Was it worth it?

Cinque has escaped The Amistad and he's tapping your ex.

You've been court-ordered to pay $20,000 PER month, PER child to that irritating label-whore ninja.

Phat Farm is the 13th hottest selling clothing brand at Wal-Mart

All you can think of is how well Cinque is giving it to Kimora... and how many goats she can buy him every month with 40,000 of your dollars.

Yes, Russell. Raise your bottle. Here's to divorce!

Haterade. Is it In you?