An unidentified teen was decapitated by the popular "Batman The Ride" roller coaster at Six Flags Over Georgia on Saturday.
Witnesses report that the boy was struck by a coaster train moving at more than 50 mph. This was only after scaling not one, but TWO fences and (obviously) ignoring a number of posted signs denying visitors access to a restricted area of the park. This area was no doubt off-limits due to the fact that being there could potentially result in... I don't know... say... the loss of one's head?
Oh. Did I mention the young master was trying to rescue a hat he'd lost while riding the coaster earlier?
"Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony."
Big Up - Morpheus, Ichabod Crane
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