You Will Now Feel The POWER Of The Dark Side -- I Mean, The Juggs. Sorry Lord Vader - BP/DJD

A clip from America's Got Talent -- a shining example of why so much of the world hates us.



I won't even make this a racial issue because I suppose a washed up, middle-aged stripper of any race, sporting lob-sided silly-cone juggs with (obviously) absolutely NO sensation left in them whatsoever, could end up on national television in front of The Hoff, Sharon, & the obligatory British talent judge, crushing entire 6 packs of cans and breaking boards with her bazooms like a proper 9th degree Karate master.

I think the most sobering fact we must all bear in mind is that there was a first time that Busty Heart attempted this little stunt.

What in the name of all that is good and holy would make a b*tch try this to begin with?!?!?!

Amy Crackhouse Enters London Bodega Alone - Emerges W/ John Daniels & Friends - NAGL/BP/WWWWP (hebrew edition)

So, let me get this straight, Crackhouse. After passing out at Freebase Manor, being hospitalized, diagnosed with early signs of what's probably emphysema, and visiting your pusher husband in prison, you thought you'd end the week by hitting the corner store for snacks and little airplane bottles of hooch?

I guess in light of all the above, the fact that you're sporting the "Gary Oldman as Dracula" coiffure shouldn't even faze me, but... yeah.

This is a Shinkansen wreck on more levels than I would have thought humanly possible.

Amy Crackhouse Disses Every Race (except the Amazonian Waimiri-Atroari tribe) - WWWWP(hebrew edition)

What? Don't tell me all of you White people didn't sing along with gleeful exuberance.

Dude. Look at all of that drug paraphernalia. And here I was thinking that the time she pulled the yayo out of her hair bun in the middle of a performance was an isolated incident. I'm so naive.

Big Up - Frank Lucas, Bobby Brown, Whitney Houston, The sovereign nations of Afghanistan and Colombia

BREAKING NEWS! WNBA DUNK!!!!!! - BP!

I hate the WNBA. There. I said it.

The only thing worse than watching a bunch of "women" who'd rather munch the cookie than eat my pickle, while they run around in too-colorful, too-baggy uniforms; competing in a form of entirely un-dynamic albeit very fundamentally sound roundball, is when a dunk that your average 10th grade J.V. boy with a little height pulls out of his ass - becomes NEWS!!!!!!

Big Up - Manute Bol