Yo Jacob, TAKE DAT! TAKE DAT! TAKE DAT! (hopefully not in the cornhole) - IHHH

Rappers. Get your bling before Jacob "The Jeweler" goes to the bing. He'll be a guest of the government for the next 2.5 years, or so.

This is what happens when evil drug lords strong arm a law-abiding Bukharanian (where in the Carmen San Diego hell is Bukharan?) into laundering the contents of their Nike boxes to the tune of $270,000,000. That's 270 million for my tard readers.

This is also what happens when you rappers, read: Psuedo Drug Lords, portray an image that actual drug lords, read: Actual Drug Lords, aspire to... and then I'll be damned if life doesn't start to imitate art in a vicious cycle.

Big Up - Timex, HSN Jewelry