Soulja Boy Is No Eli - CYT/IHHH

This blog will forever be read through tears of my own hysterical laughter.

I hate what hip hop has become. I hate that "rapper" Soulja Boy Tellem, read: Step N' Fetchit Coon #1, is engaged in a war of words (for now) with "rapper" Ice-T, read: Ancient Oreo Pimp From The Triassic Period/TV Cop, over who ruined hip hop, read: Complete and Utter N*ggerness.

But these buffoons will not steal the shine from the star of this post: ELI!

You know it's going to be a Tard Fest when even the "host" of the rap battle is not only off-balance mentally, this coon-tard is literally OFF BALANCE! It just gets better from there.

After Eli (navy polo shirt) sizes up his opponent, Envy; Eli rips it.

His eyes are rolling into the back of his skull... he's doing some of that stuff with his hands that tards seem to do pretty often... he's IN THE ZONE, yo!

And then he STOPS!!!!

And then that blank Tard Stare and SILENCE!!!!

My head is on my desk and I'm doubled over and shaking with laughter!

Watch for yourself to see which tard reigns supreme in the most epic mic battle since Em roasted Papa Doc. These tards are bringing back the "real hip hop"!