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Maricopa County Sherrif's Deputy Shaquille O'Neal's recent impromptu anti-Kobe freestyle has him in hot water up to like... I dunno... his toe knuckles. Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio actually called for O'neal to surrender his badge after learning that The Diesel likes to toss N-bombs like a mofo when he rocks the mic.

And now to put this all into perspective, I'd like to introduce: Me.

"Sheriff" Arpaio, aren't you the same fruitbag who makes the inmates of the Maricopa County jail sport pink underwear? I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm the last person you'll hear complaining about convicted degenerates doing hard time... but pink underwear?
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Am I supposed to take you seriously? Is one of the most dominant players in NBA history supposed to lose a nanosecond of his ogre-ish slumber because you're offended by his rhymes?

Diesel, you do you, Son! Even if Sheriff Fruity Balls says you're not qualified to send criminals to his pink panty penal palace, you're still more than qualified to "Throw it down, Big Man. Throw it doooooooooown!"