Tell Us How you Really Feel, Mr President - FB

Down with Jews, towel heads, CNN, the gays, Michael Moore, women, Al Gore, France, reason, Kanye, California, alternative energy, Katrina, peace, John Stewart, privacy, the popular vote, the manatees, the Euro, Saddam, global warming, a woman's right to choose, Allah, the internets, and Niggras.

FYI - FB

He's lying right now.

Back to you in the studio.

Yes Dubya, Even White People Are Annoyed With You - FB

Ever want to know what people really think about you? Just have someone tell you what face they make when your back is turned to them.

As a self-proclaimed expert in reading White people's facial expressions, I have prepared the following analysis:

The blonde on the left appears to be thinking, "Whatever you're saying right now will never be mistaken for anything even approaching the truth. You're an idiot. Your father is an idiot. Your mom has a big silver afro and has since I was in 2nd grade. God, you have a big-ass head."

While the brunette is obviously thinking, "You're so gay. Every time I hear you say the word 'new-cue-lar', I want to smack the ever-loving monkeyfritz out of you and slam your balls in a car door. Jesus, you have a big-ass head (tee hee)."