Shaq: Take Heat, Sun! - WWWWP

Maricopa County Sherrif's Deputy Shaquille O'Neal's recent impromptu anti-Kobe freestyle has him in hot water up to like... I dunno... his toe knuckles. Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio actually called for O'neal to surrender his badge after learning that The Diesel likes to toss N-bombs like a mofo when he rocks the mic.

And now to put this all into perspective, I'd like to introduce: Me.

"Sheriff" Arpaio, aren't you the same fruitbag who makes the inmates of the Maricopa County jail sport pink underwear? I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm the last person you'll hear complaining about convicted degenerates doing hard time... but pink underwear?
TRG

Am I supposed to take you seriously? Is one of the most dominant players in NBA history supposed to lose a nanosecond of his ogre-ish slumber because you're offended by his rhymes?

Diesel, you do you, Son! Even if Sheriff Fruity Balls says you're not qualified to send criminals to his pink panty penal palace, you're still more than qualified to "Throw it down, Big Man. Throw it doooooooooown!"

I Hate You Kobe. Guess What? The Diesel Sees The B*tch In You, Too! - WWWBP

It's a well established fact that Blacks have a long history of self-hatred that manifests itself in the ill-treatment of other blacks. Blame it on hundreds of years of degradation of the Black man at the hands of the White slave master... I should probably stop before I start to channel Kunta Kinte.

Reboot.

Remember a few years back when Kobe got in trouble for anally raping that slut pure White maiden in Eagle, Colorado -- but instead of taking the hit like a man, he violated Man Law #1 and dimed on The Diesel?

Companies rushed to cancel endorsement contracts in the wake of that debacle, and the list of Kobe-haters was longer than ever. It included such heavyweights as (in no particular order):

1. Me
2. Nike
3. McDonalds

I mean, even Nutella dropped him like he was hot.

I'm sure the press releases had all the rhetoric of Kobe's conduct "not reflecting the wholesome images of their brands" etc. But we all know that the boards of directors met and found him whiny and bitch-made in general.

Peep the lyrical Shaq Attack. "Everybody! Kobe! Tell me how my ass taste!"

Bloggers Note: The Diesel came very close to earning the Control Your Tard heading for his "Lumbering Special Ed Kid" rhymes.

Big Up - Cam'ron & the STOP SNITCHING MOVEMENT, The Tossed Salad Man