Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Let Loose The Black Kraken! - WWWBP, BP

Haterade Disclaimer: For the record: I'd like it known that I fully respect and support a woman's right to shake her ass, capture said shaking on video, and disseminate it to the masses who are of legal age to view such.

However...



Videos such as this one should be made on the weekends when the baby daddy is watching little Shyquan. Shyquan should never be exposed to this sort of thing -- and he sure as Bruce Lee was a Chinaman shouldn't be the VIDEOGRAPHER!!!!!!

This is just vile.

Shyquan is cheering mama on and telling her to "shake it".

There's a bra dangling from the bed post.

As a strong proponent of pointing fingers and placing blame, I'm currently scouring my mind for someone to blame this on.

Q: Do I blame White people for what the institution of slavery has done to rob an entire culture of its dignity and self respect?
A: No. People must take responsibility for themselves and their actions at some point and rise above their tragic history.

Q: Do I blame Luther Campbell for introducing black women to the art of ass shakery somewhere back in the mid 80's?
A: Possibly. I'll come back to this one.

Q: Do I blame BET for providing a forum for the coons who have given us such pearls as Crank Dat Batman?
A: In part. BET is responsible to some extent for everything that has gone wrong in the world since its inception. But the network cannot be held solely responsible.

But perhaps the time for contemplative musing is at an end.

Perhaps we should steal some moves from the baddest group of White folks ever -- The Gods in Clash of the Titans. When they got fed up with fuckery, they let loose The Kraken on fools.

Unfortunately, the closest thing Black people have to The Kraken is Reverend Run.

Dang!

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