Lions & Tigers & White People, Oh My! - WWWWP

We’ve all been to theme parks and been either annoyed, or utterly terrified by the costumed park mascots wandering around. Personally, there’s just something about a 6 foot tall Bugs Bunny walking my way that makes me want to shit myself, sue Six Flags, and then run for my life.

But White people live by an entirely different code. If most of the rest of the non-White world finds it strange and terrifying, White people are about 6 times as likely to embrace it and adopt it as recreation.



These people call themselves “furries” and they are about as high on The Fruit Ball Scale as one can be without being a sex offender. They spend as much time as possible in their fursuits, living the life of their favorite character -- they’ve even given their hobby fetish a name: “Furry fandom”.

This is some strange shit, man – no two ways about it.